Kim Kardashian eat your heart out.

Kim Kardashian eat your heart out.

Ready for the rain!

Ready for the rain!

Maybe if I grow a goatee nobody will notice my huge, enormous gut.

Maybe if I grow a goatee nobody will notice my huge, enormous gut.

C’mon kids, don’t be afraid of the creepy shed behind the railway tracks…

C’mon kids, don’t be afraid of the creepy shed behind the railway tracks…

Super High Pants #3.

Super High Pants #3.

Guest submission!  Sent in by my buddy Dave, his blog is super.  Photo is entitled “Relationships are Fun”.

Guest submission!  Sent in by my buddy Dave, his blog is super.  Photo is entitled “Relationships are Fun”.

Hey man, if you got the physique then show it off…

Hey man, if you got the physique then show it off…

Speedo; now made from space-age, indestructible material.

Speedo; now made from space-age, indestructible material.

Kate Gosselin lets herself go.

Kate Gosselin lets herself go.